Being a 0 cost pitch 3 covers most bases, and when not useful, you can just discard it to Katsus hero ability

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It can't be the target of spells or abilities, its static abilities have no effect on the game, its triggered abilities can't trigger, it can't attack or block, and so on
It is just a dork, either a terrible one or a decent one (that no longer benefits from Honor the Pure)
Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Diabolic Tutor Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle