mtg artifact equipment cards Rules Text: Flying, Subtype: Equipment, /1000, 56 (The copy becomes a token.) Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it Magic The Gathering - Stoneforge

Indeed, the art was what got me into the Magic the Gathering in the first place

No but seriously, it's cool to see another Pox-lite effect printed back into Standard, and unlike the last time a good card like this was printed in a set for the Standard rotation, this one is actually Commander-playable since it hits everyone and not just a target opponent

(An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) Creature - Cat Color tag templates(None) Prowling Serpopard This spell can't be countered

Its a lot to make me stop thinking about Cate Blanchett, but thats how to do it

At this point, your best bet is to check in with whomever you were playing or trading with when you suspect the theft occurred as well as the event sites card vendors