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Seemingly designed to be an MTG Commander, he's in the spell-slinging Izzet colours, and as you read the card, you'll certainly be envisioning a Storm-y spellslinging deck that looks to combo off - as each time you cast an instant or sorcery you access a different ability That is, until you reach the final line of the card and get a rude awakening

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Finally, you have the ultimate trump card in Crypt Incursion, which is pure Grave hatred