You were gonna be Vandalblasted or Austere Commanded, or even just picked off bit by bit by a rogue Reclamation Sage
It follows, then, that protection from everything is profoundly powerful, as it means "this card can't be blocked, targeted, enchanted, or damaged by anything." A Creature with protection from everything can't be blocked, can't be targeted by Lightning Bolt or Slice from the Shadows, and can't be locked down by a Pacifism or Icy Manipulator
Burglar Rat Next up are all two-drop 1/1 dorks that arrive and then force everyone else to get their discard on
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Number Six In its heyday, Bonfire of the Damned was the absolute boogieman of Standard