Unfortunately, I am no coder, and dealing with these databases alone was beyond me, so I turned to our robot overlords for help
Over on the MagicTCG subreddit, HiroProtagonest says, "I don't wanna associate with someone who'd buy merch for The Office", though in another thread Raevelry says, "This is so bad its circling back to being funny Like, this is a HIGH QUALITY shitpost cringe, its almost impressive, all of these fit his 'lore', they're well drawn, amazing lore text"
Although Im excited to see how the game evolves as an esports now with Wizards announcement of their plans for 2019
You do have to hit an opponent to get the trigger, but flying enables this to a great extent and the reward of flickering as many things as you want makes the juice worth the squeeze
Dralnus Crusade answers a lot of the relevant big threats for goblins after sideboard, mainly Circle of Protection: Red, Engineered Plague and Sphere of Law