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Want to reanimate Parhelion II with Greasefang, Okiba Boss, but also want to slam people with Hoard Hauler while drawing tons of cards off Depala, Pilot Exemplar

I was a bit torn whether to squeeze in black creature removal, but I think going with deathtouch on one hand and ways to protect our own creatures on the other is better

Its an artifact token generator, a card draw engine, a cast-from-exile enabler, and just a fine reward for hitting opponents (AKA breaking faces)

Thats an equal 34 cards for each color plus 3 Enchanted, with some very cool new effects

Despite appearing to be somewhat weak competitively, Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied will work wonders in Commander